To subdue the enemy without fighting is the supreme excellence. - Sun Tzu

Monday, February 01, 2010

Christianist Movie Review

Lord of the Rings: Bad. It contains wizards and magic and witchcraft. There's no excuse for showing these things to the children.

Harry Potter: Bad. Wizards, magic, witchcraft. Won't someone think of the children?

Twilight: Good, because the vampires and werewolves are a metaphor for abstinence, and Jesus only loves you if you feel miserable for no good reason. I know I just said that magic and superstition are never acceptable, but it's okay to be a hypocrite if you go to church.

Chronicles of Narnia: Good, because... the um... the Lion is Jesus?


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